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  • Harry Dance
  • 06 May 2026

We're hiring: really bad website user

Think you’ve got what it takes to be a really bad website user? You might be selected if you fit the following criteria:

  • Do you click buttons before reading anything?
  • Close pop-ups without knowing what they said?
  • Rage-click the same button six times because nothing happened fast enough

Perfect. We’ve been looking for you.

At Kayo Digital, we build high-performing websites designed around real users. But not just the organised, tech-savvy, patient users. We build websites for everyone... including the people who get frustrated, lost, impatient, and confused online.

That’s why we’re launching our search for a really bad website user

Signs you are who we're looking for

You may qualify if you:

  • Get impatient when websites take too long to load
  • Can never find the information you’re looking for
  • Fill in contact forms with random information just to get through them faster
  • Click the wrong buttons repeatedly
  • Rage-click when something doesn’t work instantly
  • Ignore instructions and skip straight ahead
  • Close important pop-ups without reading them
  • Give up on websites halfway through tasks

If this sounds familiar, congratulations! You’re exactly the type of user businesses need to understand better.

What are the perks

You will receive a full CRO audit

We’ll review your website experience from a conversion and usability perspective, identifying:

  • Friction points
  • Confusing journeys
  • Poor-performing CTAs
  • Accessibility and UX issues
  • Opportunities to improve conversions and engagement

3 hours working alongside Kayo Digital

You’ll work directly with our team to understand:

  • How users actually interact with your website
  • Where visitors get frustrated or drop off
  • What changes will make the biggest impact
  • How to create a smoother, higher-performing website experience

Our goal is simple: help make your website the best it can be.

How to enter

Apply for the role of “really bad website user” and your business will automatically be entered into the competition.

The campaign runs for one month, and entry is completely free.

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